scene - a crowded restaurant.
A couple are nearing the end of their main course, and wavering over choosing dessert. SUDDENLY! Out pops Gio Compario (for it is he) much beloved* star of the Go Compare! advertisements.
Gio plonks two large slices of gateaux before the diners, as he sings;
“Ride a bike! Ride a bike!
Golly Gosh if you like nosh then ride a bike!
On cakes you can dine, and thin your waistline,
And you’ll thank your stars that you chose to ride a biiiiiiiiiike!”
Exits, pursued by bear.
*Possibly not much beloved.